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W C Fields Quotes
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Start every day with a smile and get it over with (W C Fields Quotes)
I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half i wasted (W C Fields Quotes)
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally (W C Fields Quotes)
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon (W C Fields Quotes)
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food (W C Fields Quotes)
I drink therefore I am (W C Fields Quotes)
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally (W C Fields Quotes)
Louie Louie, oh baby, I said we gotta go (W C Fields Quotes)
I like children - fried (W C Fields Quotes)
If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind (W C Fields Quotes)
Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with (W C Fields Quotes)
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally (W C Fields Quotes)
I like children. If they’re properly cooked (W C Fields Quotes)
All things considered, I’d rather be in Philadelphia (W C Fields Quotes)
Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night (W C Fields Quotes)
I never drink water... fish f**k in it (W C Fields Quotes)
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C (W C Fields Quotes)
First prize was a week in Philadelphia. Second prize was two weeks (W C Fields Quotes)
I’m looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.) (W C Fields Quotes)
There are better things than sex, but nothing quite like it (W C Fields Quotes)
I never eat before breakfast (W C Fields Quotes)
Scotch needs water like a fish needs a bicycle (W C Fields Quotes)
I’m free of all prejudices. I hate all people equally. (W C Fields Quotes)
It’s a funny old world. A man’s lucky if he gets out of it alive. (W C Fields Quotes)
Yes I do like children ... Girl children...about eighteen or twenty. (W C Fields Quotes)
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. (W C Fields Quotes)
Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink (W C Fields Quotes)
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree (W C Fields Quotes)
I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother (W C Fields Quotes)
After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse (W C Fields Quotes)